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If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I'd probably have to work.
If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I'd dress like a jerk.

So many things to cause me strife.
Corn liquor, you saved my life.

If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I could probably get that girl.
If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I'd be right on top of the world.

So many things to cause me strife.
Corn liquor, you saved my life.

If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I wouldn't have a dog.
Hey, waitaminute.
I had a dog.
Sparky? Where'd you go?
Sparky???

If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I'd care about the weather.
If it wasn't for corn liquor,
I'd probably live forever.

So many things to cause me strife.
Corn liquor, you saved my life.

Corn liquor, you saved my life.

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from The Tool Shed Live at the 8x10, released April 11, 2020

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David Allen Thomas Cockeysville, Maryland

I was released in Philadelphia the same week as Sgt. Pepper's Lonely Hearts Club Band. I stayed there as long as I could stand, then moved to Baltimore to go to art school. I have played guitar since I was 18. I taught myself. I did it to impress the ladies. It still doesn't work. So, I sing songs about drinking, trains and women, two of which I am familiar with. ... more

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